Some will question my decision to get an Anti-Zebra Mussel tattoo, especially those in the Pro-Zebra Mussel camp (friends and family of the heinous little critter).  I however felt that it embraced the spirit of Earth Day and embodied the desire to maintain uncorrupted ecosystems.

Close up image of my tattoo.

Fact.  While they are small time bandits, actual zebra mussels do not wear extremely tiny masks.

Now the question of my bicep muscle is another matter…

Oh my dear boys…  so kind to tolerate such behavior…

Question One:  Has David been visiting the gym?

Answer:  No, but he should, especially the weight room.

 

Question Two:  Did David have the tattoo placed on a muscle or a large deposit of fat?

Answer:  That question is hurtful and yes, it may be more fat than muscle.

 

Question Three:  Why do David’s kids tolerate such behavior?

Answer:  Genetics and years of training.

 

Question Four:  Did David strain himself, while trying to make it appear as if he has an arm muscle?

Answer:  I will answer that as soon as I remove the ice pack from my arm.