Leafing through a “Woman’s Day” magazine from 1964 (don’t ask, just roll with this), I ran across the following ad.

What? “Eat lots of meat and you can lick any dog on our street!” Again, I say, “What?”

Is the kid giving the dog an okay to lick away?

Why does meat enable such behavior?

Is the kid being allowed to lick lots of neighborhood dogs? Ew.

Doesn’t this promote dog to human disease transmission? Dog Flu?

And perhaps the most puzzling question of all… (again) Why was I reading old “Women’s Day” magazines?