Yes, it’s that lovely time of year. The time of year that if circumstances conspire…

Hot Day plus Stressful Meeting plus a Black Leather Chair equals…

A sweat spot left on the seat of my chair upon departure.

I know what you’re thinking and you’re right. Disgusting! Ew! Awful for all involved.

Certainly worthy of a pharmaceutical ad. “Tired of embarrassing meeting departures? Sick of needing to keep spare pants at the office? Ask your doctor about DrySeetz.”

Horrible! I mean what is wrong with me? Other than it being hot, me being stressed, sitting in the only available chair, and myself having a sweaty bottom.

“Dave, please have a seat.” “Oh, no thank you, I have a sweaty bottom.”

God in Heaven help me or someone please hand me the talcum powder. Oh, and I would highly advise against sitting in that chair.