Picking my 9-year-old son Ben up from school, he proudly announced, “At recess, I did 76 chin-ups.”

I looked at him with suspicion and applied my doubt, “You did not.”

Ben still adamant, “Yes, I did.  Emily (his friend) was there counting and yelling at me.”

Well young Ben, sounds like you have this whole relationship thing figured out.  Carry on and keep that chin-up.