Time for a secret. At the office, sometimes I slip off my shoes. Okay, most of the time. Yep, underneath the desk, my sock covered toes wiggle free.

To amp up my shoe free game, for my birthday my friends at work bought me a super comfy floor (toe) mat. Now, when I sit at my desk, my sock covered toes wiggle in super comfy floor mat carpet fibers. It’s good life.

Today, I went to reorient my floor mat and something fell out.

Celery chunk? Lettuce stowaway? A witch’s finger?

I’m just happy that I didn’t step on it and risk soiling my super comfy mat.

PS – UFV? Unidentified Flying Vegetable.