The Math of Homework

  1. How much time does it take to help your 4th grade son with a single math homework problem?

30 seconds – read question…  “What two digit numbers that are multiples of 10 solve the equation a x b = 3,500?”

45 seconds – search for son, who wandered away, while you were reading the question…

15 seconds – coax him back to the table to look at the homework question…

20 seconds – reread the question…

20 seconds – ask him his thoughts…

15 seconds – receive a blank stare that seems to say, “That’s why I asked for your help with this problem.”  Stupid dad, of course.

30 seconds – for the first time, consider for yourself how to address this problem…

5 seconds – suddenly receive a bolt of inspiration from your very distant 4th grade memory banks…

1 minute – work together to figure out what two numbers can be multiplied to equal 35 (5 x 7) and then make them multiples of 10 (50 x 70)…

2 seconds – exhale as we approach the finish line…

5 seconds – wait…  where did he go?…  wandered off again…

35 seconds – whine until he returns to the table…

10 seconds – watch with pride, as he writes the answer (50 x 70)…

5 seconds – consider mentioning for the 42nd time his poor penmanship, but reconsider, because this was a victory on the way toward homework completion…  no stops on this bullet train streaking toward success…

3 seconds – flash a satisfied smile

Answer – 5 minutes.

 

 

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