One of the lesser known features of CookiesbyDave.com is its much neglected and underutilized partner Twitter account (@CookiesbyDave), which by the way is “The official Bad Poetry site of CookiesbyDave.com.”

Well, you can imagine my excitement, when I was cleaning my briefcase and I found a Post-it note containing a little gem of a poem. Lickety-split, I went to my Twitter account, only to find (sigh) that I had posted the poem way back in April. Ugh. I guess my briefcase really did need to be cleaned out. Never the less, I still am proud of that little nugget of a poem. Enjoy…

“Crestfallen Bureaucrat”

Got spreadsheet

I’m so proud

But ain’t getting no luv

from this crowd

There you have it, the Lost Poem of Dave, which was actually more a Rediscovered Poem of Dave that just so happened to be available for several months on the Internet and therefore really makes it more of a Long Forgotten Poem of Dave.

You’ve been so good to read this far, let’s craft a new poem for you right now (hopefully, I did not write the same thing back in April).

“Post-It”

Sticky paper scrap

Yellow in hue

Perfect place to jot

thought that’s new