The Life of a Sink

Sink 032615 430PM Clean 

Thursday, March 26, 2015 at 4:30PM

– Zero hours after cleaning –

Bathroom sink is clean and sparkly.

 

 Sink 032615 847PM First Blue before Jacob

Thursday, March 26, 2015 at 8:47PM

– 4 hours, 17 minutes after cleaning –

Sink has been used by two of three boys.

First signs of toothpaste droppings.

 

 Sink 032715 730AM

Friday, March 27, 2015 at 7:30AM

– 15 hours after cleaning –

Toothpaste droppings appear to be multiplying.

Concerns grow.

 

 Sink 032815 655AM

Friday, March 28, 2015 at 6:55AM

– 1 day, 14 hours, 25 minutes after cleaning –

Filth continues to expand across wash basin.

Public Health emergency declared.

 

 Sink 032815 740PM

Friday, March 28, 2015 at 7:40PM

– 2 days, 3 hours, 10 minutes after cleaning –

After extensive investigation, list of suspects narrowed to one.

Judge orders mandatory toothbrush training.

 

 

2 thoughts on “The Life of a Sink”

  1. Not sure why you’re complaining–the toothpaste in the sink is evidence that the children at least attempted oral hygiene. I say that’s a parenting win!

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