So for the health plan at work, I was supposed to record my daily steps. Since I don’t have a Fitbit, this means carrying my phone on the treadmill.

Strangely enough, the exercise shorts that I was wearing today have a phone pocket on the front inside portion of the pants. It is called a “Speed Pocket,” I call it awkward. When I put the phone into the Speed Pocket, it looks a lot like I am shoving my hand down the front of my pants. Awkward.

Also strange is the fact that when my phone is nestled in the Speed Pocket, it bounces off the underside of my belly. Sorry about that visual. Any who, this bouncing off my belly causes random apps to be activated. This afternoon it happened to be my phone’s camera.

So as I was running on the treadmill, I had no idea that the phone was taking photos inside my pants. Don’t worry, the phone was still in the Speed Pocket, but get this, the flash was apparently going off. My guess is that it looked like I had lightning in my pants. You are welcome for that visual.

Any who, the results. Wanna see the best photo that was taken, while my phone was unknowingly taking flash photography inside my pants? Well, here it is.

Some would say, “Gross!” Others, “Lame!” I say, “Innovation!” Life hack for taking inexpensive photos of one’s innards. Just place your phone where you would’ve never imagined and kiss your dignity goodbye.