There are days when you regret purchasing your dog a puffer vest.
Today will not be that day.
Tag Archives: Dog
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Before heading out for some last minute Christmas shopping, I entered the bathroom to brush my teeth.
What did I find? My dog licking the outside of the toilet.
Well, I at least know what to buy my dog for Christmas. All he needs is a life.
Dog of a White Elephant
Reflecting on the “dog feet” socks that I won during the office’s White Elephant gift exchange, I realized that I am somewhat fascinated by them, while 99% of the remaining population is horrified and repulsed.
The Bottom of It
I would like to think that there is a good reason that my dog keeps stealing my underwear and burying it. Oh, I know! He’s gross!
That is all. Goodnight.