Topic – Dog.

Summary – Kirby (our beagle) snuck into our son Sam’s room and gobbled up a bag of Skittles that were located under Sam’s bed.

Question that Begs to be Answered – Why would anyone store candy under their bed? Proper seasoning? (Yes, there were two questions there. You are welcome for the bonus.)

Serious Repercussion – Apparently Skittles make Kirby fart.

Sad Realization – That’s not what any of us expected at the end of the rainbow.