It’s 11PM and you come to the realization that you need just one more item to finish up that gift that you were hoping to deliver tomorrow morning.

It’s 11PM, but you think the store might still be open, so you decide to give it a try.

Wait!  You’re still wearing your exercise shorts from your trip to the gym hours ago.  No bother, there’s not a minute to waste.  You may be the fool out at 11PM shopping on December 3 in shorts, but a man has to do, what a man has to do.

Then you arrive at the store and as you walk around, you realize that there’s not one, not two, not even three, but four other people out and about in shorts.

11PM shopping misery loves company, especially other fools wearing Winter shorts.