True story, as I was driving home, I saw a man walking in a sweatshirt. He was walking in just a sweatshirt, because the folks of Minnesota have for the most part just given up. Also, his skin was extremely light. Five months with no exposure to the sun will do that to someone or an entire state full of people. Oh, he was yawning too. As a result, he looked a lot like this…

Dear God,

Please send Vitamin D. Much appreciated.

Sincerely,

The Good People of Minnesota.