My Third Grade son Ben needed to write a summary for the book he had been reading about the demolition of the Seattle Kingdome.  I suggested the following…

“The workers were like, ‘Yeah!’

The Kingdome was like, ‘Nooooo!’

Then the whole thing went like, ‘BOOM!'”

Surprisingly, he rejected my idea.  I guess it’s true, you’re never a Pulitzer in your own land.