My Third Grade son Ben needed to write a summary for the book he had been reading about the demolition of the Seattle Kingdome. I suggested the following…
“The workers were like, ‘Yeah!’
The Kingdome was like, ‘Nooooo!’
Then the whole thing went like, ‘BOOM!'”
Surprisingly, he rejected my idea. I guess it’s true, you’re never a Pulitzer in your own land.