Every job has its unexpected tasks. Today, I learned that I play a crucial role in the office and I never knew it.

In talking with my friend Nathan, he informed me that the only way he knows that food is in the office kitchen is when he hears me talking about it. Who knew? My loud praise of free food carries over the cubicle walls playing a real and beneficial purpose. I am the Office Food Town Crier.

“I do declare, there are doughnuts by the sink and the ones with sprinkles look absolutely delightful.”

“‘Tis the season for Joe’s yummy brownies!”

“By the look of this spread, it must be someone’s birthday.”

and of course my favorite…

“Hear ye, hear ye! The kitchen has just received a batch of cookies by Dave. Let the rejoicing commence.”