Losing the game wasn’t the worst thing.  Nope.  The worst thing was being completely covered in dirt.  Dust covering your body.  Filth all over.  Every pore filled with a fine grit.

Nope, losing wasn’t the worst part.  I do however know what we’ll be covering during the next practice, “The benefits of not causing a Dust Bowl with your cleats.”

There was a reason that you rarely saw Pigpen playing baseball with the rest of the Peanuts gang.