In the store, I found something amazing, something incredible, something beyond description, well almost. It was a beef jerky scented candle and get this, it’s scent was spot on. No kidding, if I was wearing a blindfold, I might have taken a big bite outta that delicious smelling candle. It was yummy.

Now get this, it was also reasonably priced. “How much?” Well, I’m not sure, but around $20 probably, because when I smelled it, I thought, “Hmm, fair price for something that smells so amazing.”

Ready for a shocker, I didn’t buy it! “(Gasp!) What?!?,” you just said. That’s right, I didn’t buy it, because common sense prevailed. You see, my wife would have smelled it and said, “Ew! Get that thing out of the house!” $20 would have been spent on approximately 2 minutes of joy, followed by months of asking for forgiveness. You see, I don’t know if jerky scent comes out of upholstery.

The End.