Always the smarty, my son Sam asked his little brother, 10-year-old Ben, a question. “What does E=mc^2 stand for?”

Without hesitation, Ben responded, “How am I supposed to know? Ernie makes out with cats?”

Um, no son, that was one of Einstein’s lesser known observations. Also, that would have been E=m/o+c(>1).

Any who, your answer was wrong. Just goes to show that you’re no Einstein. You may be something better.