Getting older is such a cruel process. The older I get, the less my body appreciates being injected with large quantities of caffeine. At the same time, I cannot stay awake through an entire kid’s movie without large quantities of the previously referenced caffeine. The quality of the movie has no bearing on my sleepiness. It’s just a sad state of affairs.

My eyelids are broken and solution of a java infusion cannot be enjoyed. Well folks, I guess that’s a wrap. Nighty, night.