Trying to eat healthy is a sad sad endeavor.

There I was trying to select a healthy snack.  Not fun to begin with and the pickings were slim.  Finally, I settled on a granola bar.

Sitting down with my “snack,” I came to the sad realization that my only competition for this food selection, the only other living thing that would want to eat it would be a squirrel.

Yes, my new foodie competition is a rodent of the trees.  My granola bar, my sad snack.  A squirrel, my primary competition for survival.