Writing yesterday’s blog post, which wasn’t half bad, if I do say so myself, I glanced at my phone’s next suggested word. You know the one, the feature that tries to anticipate your next word. Well, this time it tried to anticipate my apparel. No kidding, see for yourself…

No kidding is right! A dress? “No kidding, if I was wearing a dress”?!? A bra?!? How does that apparel relate to a beef jerky scented candle? How does it relate to me?

Hey phone, got a second? We need to have a talk.