Picking my son Ben up from a friend’s birthday party, the friend’s mom asked, “Is Ben a jokester?”

“Yes, he is,” I answered with a bit of hesitation.

“Well, I went to introduce him to some of the adults and he said, ‘Hi, my name is Bob.'”

I suppose it’s never too early to develop an alias.  Good job, secret agent son Ben, if that really is your name.