Tension has been mounting in the house, as cardboard cutout Macaulay Culkin’s final day in our house is fast approaching. As a result, we decided to blow off a little steam and head out for a drink.

Hey, hold it right there! I know what you’re thinking, “Dave, he’s under 21. What are you doing taking him to a brew house?” Well for your information, Macaulay is actually 35-years-old. He just has aged really well. In fact, I would say he doesn’t look a day over 8.

Don’t judge Macaulay!  What happens in Minnesota, stays in Minnesota.