When you find yourself driving, driving over lunchtime.

When you find yourself hungry, hungry since it’s lunchtime.

When you find yourself pleased, pleased with yourself, because you packed a lunch.

When you realize you packed a salad and you begin to question whether or not you should eat a salad, eat a salad while driving.

When you get extra sad, extra sad, because you forgot to pack a fork.

When you are so hungry, so hungry that you throw caution to the wind and begin eating your salad with your bare hands, while driving down the road.

When you find yourself strangely pleased, pleased with yourself, because you are no longer hungry, no longer hungry, while you drive down the road with an empty salad container by your side.