I know that I’m no Rocky.  I know that I’m no Ali.  I know that my boxing abilities are limited to a strategy of land two solid punches and run like Hell, but when my boxing instructor said that I “hit hard,” I felt like a champion.  Why?  Well, because I’m a man and men like to be manly.

Yep, I’m a man.  I’m a man, who “hits hard.”  Remember that world, if you ever see me land two punches and run like Hell.