After recovering from the initial shock that you are the only parent in a room full of twenty minors, you soon realize the advantages to accompanying your kids on a day of Laser Tag.

1. You are a good foot taller than anyone else in the room.
2. You are a good foot wider than anyone else in the room.
3. Your deep voice carries a certain amount of authority.
4. Your size makes you an excellent human shield.
5. Take one (or several hundred) for the team, Pops.  This is Laser Tag and the team needs you.

Sure I am now considered “used quality,” but still for the set of all four Paulsen boys, you would think we would fetch more than $1 million.  Jeesh, what a bargain!  #BestDayOffEver