Recently, pink eye has run rampant through our house.  For the last week however, we had it beat.  Then came today…

11:30AM – My eye felt a little scratchy, but nothing too bad.

An hour later – The eye was getting weepy.  I called my wife to confirm that I was not going crazy.  Indeed, time to exit the building with great haste.

5:30PM – My wife arrives home and informs me that I look like Popeye (before the spinach).

Well, you shoulda seen the other guy…