When I approached my adorable wife about purchasing an illuminated Christmas llama for our front yard, her poker face was commendable.

If I didn’t know better, I would’ve suspected that her firm “no” was laced with a bit of “you must be out of your mind.”

As I persisted and the constant “no” for an answer can mean only one thing.  On Christmas morning, I will find a stunningly beautiful llama keeping watch by our front door.

Oh, I’m such a lucky boy (and a tad delusional, as well).

How could anyone say “no” to something so perfectly odd?