How to Earn Four Showers in a Day

Four showers in one day.  Excessive perhaps; justifiable, we shall see.

Shower One – 7AM – Pre Run Club…  sorry, but I am showering before the run, in order to stay in the club.

Shower Two – 9:30AM – Post Run Club…  self explanatory gift to all those around me.

Shower Three – 2:30PM – Post Coaching 9-year-old son’s baseball game on a dusty field and Pre Assisting with 11-year-old son’s baseball game…  please, get over the fantasy that major leaguers don’t shower between games of a double header.  I am guessing that millionaires like to be clean.  Just a guess, but I bet I’m right.

Shower Four – 7:30PM – Post Emergency Umpire Duty during the Second Game, which took place on that same dusty field…  just being able to wash off those scornful looks that every ump receives is reason enough.

 

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