Home OSHA Report – 08/10/17

VIOLATIONS

  1. Eating pretzels in bed – future rodent possibility, annoying behavior
  2. Bicycle blocking garage door – high possibility of bike damage, annoying on two wheels
  3. Wrestling in close proximity of “nice couch” – must preserve the functionality all of the furniture, annoying because of so many previous warnings
  4. Multiple lights left on in unoccupied rooms – blindingly careless behavior, annoying voltage
  5. Tablets on maximum volume – hearing loss, loudly annoying

CAUSE

They are boys and they frequently turn off their brains.  When this occurs violations are common, annoyingly so.

REMEDY

Wait about twenty years and it will be okay, but annoying until then.

 

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