The other day following an exercise class, my super svelte wife observed that I grunt during exercise. I denied the claim, but I was now curious.

I asked my friend who works out with me. She confirmed it. Yes, I grunt.

Now, my friends, let me just say this about that. I should not be grunting. I’m no tennis player and I would most likely be killed by a serve from a Williams sister. As a result, I have no right to grunt during exercise and probably no reason. So today, I will start a new and perfectly reasonable New Year’s resolution, no exercise grunts from me.

There I said it. Now, enjoy the silence (or in my case grunt-free heavy exercise exertion breathing). You’re welcome.