Not to brag, but who’s the guy who just completed a trip to the grocery store and only bought items on the list?

Oh wait, that’s me (first time ever showing grocery store restraint).

What did you say?  Who’s the guy who remembered to bring a cloth bag for the groceries?

Oh wait, that’s me, again (first time in a long time that I actually remembered a bag).

Whew!  Being a responsible adult takes a lot of energy.  What?!?  Who’s the guy who needs to go to bed early, because he needs to wake up well before dawn and go to the gym, when it opens?

Responsible adult hat trick!  Way to go, me!

[By the way, I apologize in advance, if my actions cause the Earth to fall off its axis and go tumbling into the sun.  Really, I only had good and (gasp!) responsible adult like intentions at heart.]