Ah, the change of seasons in the Paulsen House.  Footballs appear from the garage.  Long sleeves replace the short ones.  Hands begin to chap.

Oh those chapping hands, followed closely by hand lotion.  Hand lotion followed by doorknobs.  Doorknobs touched by lotion covered hands.  Doorknobs that have been rendered impassible.  A barrier, which shall not be breached.

Welcome to Fall.  Please, use the hand lotion sparingly.