Hey, this is a friendly Public Service Announcement from Minnesota Dave, where any day now it feels like we will be under four feet of snow (for the next six months) and are experiencing the heavy psychological burden to get everything possible accomplished outside before the first four feet of snow arrives (that’s right, I said “first” four feet of snow, because it is never ever the last four feet of snow). So any who, here is your PSA. Enjoy!

“Remember, always test your Christmas lights before spending the next two hours hanging them in the cold. Just saying, it would suck if they had mysteriously stopped working, while sitting idly in the garage for the last ten months. I mean, trust me, you would be really sad if you had gone to all of that work and it ends in failure. Your spirit would be all sorts of broken. At least that’s what I have heard. From a friend. Named Dave. That is all. Bah humbug.”