Fail One. Note my fine handiwork, as I park way too close to the curb. Okay, actually up on the curb. Parking Fail.

Fail Two. Looking into my briefcase, I remembered that I had packed a cucumber for a snack. Really? A cucumber for a snack? Is this what I have become? Pitiful. Dietary Fail. Not to mention a fail of mankind.

Fail Three. Heading out for a walk to the library with my 8-year-old son Sam, I grabbed the dog’s leash. Sam turned to me and sharpening his skills as Master of the Obvious asked, “Are we bringing Kirby?” My answer, “Yep”, when it should have been “Nope, this is for you.” Ha! Now that would have been clever, snide, and even a little witty, but no, I whiffed on a fastball right down the middle of the plate. Comeback Fail.

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Superlative Clue… “What do you like ‘best’ about the Goodness?”