At work, I snack on Cheerios.  Yes, I apparently have the palate of a two-year-old, but they are a healthy snack and they have yet to drive my cube neighbors mad with crunching, so win (and congrats to you for making it through this crazy long run-on sentence).

Well yesterday, I noticed a large amount of Cheerio dust had accumulated in my computer keyboard.  Yes, apparently I have trouble getting the entire handful of Cheerios into my mouth (#OfficeSlob).

So I leaned over, blew the Cheerio dust out of my keyboard, and went to sit up.  That’s when my work lanyard caught on the side of my desk and almost decapitated me (honest, I wish oat dust was the only danger I live with).

Folks, the moral of the story is this, sometimes it’s downright hazardous to eat healthy (and you certainly can over use parentheses to tack in an extra thought or two).