Level 8 Parental Fail – Shopping for my child’s Halloween costume only three days in advance.

Level 9 Miracle – Blessing upon glorious blessing that Target had one last kids size 8-10 “new style” Stormtrooper costume left in stock.

Level 10 Consumer Pain – Realizing that the prepackaged gem costs a whopping $35 and really should not be anywhere close to a flame.