Standing in my bathrobe and staring at my dresser, I contemplated what I should wear for the day.  My wife scurried around in my proximity, as she got ready for the day on her parallel path.

I opened the top drawer and I suddenly realized the clothing that would make everything right.  There was a new pair of boxer briefs that I had recently purchased.  Fresh.  Navy blue.  Never worn.  Just the thing to jazz up my day.

I smiled with satisfaction, knowing that I had just made myself happy with the simplest of life’s finds.  That’s when I shared my revelation with my wife, “I am going to wear a new pair of underwear today!”

A bit taken back, my wife expressed a suspicious concern, “You should wear a new pair of underwear everyday.”

Uh, yeah.  That’s right.  I do.  Oh, never mind.