You may think you want popcorn chicken.

You may think you need popcorn chicken.

You may think free popcorn chicken would be a gift from above.

Well, in most cases, yes, but if it happens to be a few days old and sitting on the sidewalk in the hot sun, be strong.  Steer clear.  Better chicken surely is waiting for you, somewhere across a road.

One Word – “Ew.” Pure and simple.