Oh, he looks so peaceful.  Resting on a chair (Wait, a chair?  A chair designed and built for humans?  Oh, never mind.).  Dreaming dreams of chasing bunnies.

He could never do wrong.  No deceit in his furry little heart.  Wait a second, what is that on the dining room table?  A tuft of white rump fur overlooking the dining room window.  A tuft a white rump fur where it should not be.  A tuft of white rump fur that most likely belongs to a dog that is shedding with the change of seasons.

See how he hides his furry rump while sleeping?  A furry rump that happens to be covered with white tufts of shedding fur.  Oh, his deceitful furry little heart.