I vow with every ounce of my being, I will no longer be tempted by you. Nope, I’m over you. You most awesome claw machine Double Bubble stuffed toy.
No more quarters shall answer your siren song. Well at least not while I am out of quarters (a.k.a. “A Claw Machine Cry for Help”) (a.a.k.a. “I’ve got a problem”) (a.a.a.k.a. “A Claw Machine Problem”).