Leaving the gym at lunch, we headed to my friend Lisa’s car for the drive back to work. A woman approached us in the snow covered parking lot and hurriedly asked, “Do you have any folding tables?”

As a confused look covered my face, Lisa answered the woman, “No, I’m sorry. We don’t have any.”

As I thought to myself, “Well, of course we don’t have any folding tables just randomly stored in the car,” I looked to Lisa for clarification.

“She had asked for jumper cables,” my friend clarified.

And that dear readers is reason enough for me to have my hearing checked next year.