This morning, I went to the office and everything looked fine or so I thought.

Around 8:30AM, I reached for my computer mouse and noticed that my sleeves were extremely short. For some reason, between home and the office, my shirt sleeves appeared to have shrunk by about 3 inches.

How could this be? I followed the instructions “dry on low heat.”  Did that, no way it could have shrunk.

Only one explanation, yep, that’s right, the entire world increased in size by 3 inches and my shirt remained the same size.  Simple.

There you have it, Occam’s Razor applied to fashion. Also, when the tag says “dry on low heat,” it really means “lay flat to dry.”