Gentlemen, looking for a compliment to use on your lovely wife this weekend? Well, look no further.  Feel free to utilize this perfectly corny and customizable line.  No, it won’t get a smile out of your spouse, but it will help you amuse yourself and after all, isn’t that the most important thing?  Enjoy.

As Charlene headed outside to exercise, I gave her a kiss on the forehead and said, “Don’t overheat, you’re hot already.”

Thank you. Thank you, very much.  I’ll be playing in the kitchen all weekend.