The following is a Public Service Announcement about the under publicized dangers associated with office potluck timing.

Man with head in his hands, “Back in October, I thought this would be a good idea.”

Looking up, sad and sleepy eyed, “Plan an office potluck for mid-January.”

Shrugging, “Should be a little Winter pick me up.  Right?”

Shaking his finger, “Wrong!”

Looking as if he desperately wants to help, “Problem was it’s too close to Christmas for another dose of potluck food.  Way too close.”

Almost crying, “Now, look at me, a sleepy shambles.  After a round of yummy taco dip, meatballs, and toffee, I could barely stay awake past 3PM.  Believe me, that warm afternoon sunbeam coming through the office window almost did me in.  Another tortilla chip and cheese dip would have sent me on a one-way road to ER for ‘Sleepy Employee’ counseling.”

Desperate to help and pleading to the camera, “So don’t be like me, do yourself a favor and save the potluck for later.”