No need to worry about setting the morning alarm clock.  Our alarm is custom and sounds something like this, “The Wi-Fi is not working!”

Plus, if the first alarm is not adequate, a second alarm kicks in about five seconds later, “I told you it was not working!”

The first alarm responds, “Shut up, I know, I’m trying to get it fixed!”

The alarms repeat in a similar litany of complaints, but with ever so slight variations until the Wi-Fi password is successfully entered.

Thankfully the third alarm appears to have hit the Saturday morning snooze button, as listed in the manufacturer’s “Recommendations for Optimal Performance.”