Driving to work, I noticed something.  Something off.  Everyone else.  Seemingly everyone else was driving like crap.  No really.  Full moon or something?

First came the turning, school bus.  When I backed up to make room, did the guy behind me really need to beep his horn?  Then on the highway, why was that guy way too close to my lane?  Then on the bridge, what was up with the spacing of the cars?  Really made it impractical for me to zoom in and out of lanes.  Then the car at the four-way stop, who did not seem to want to commit.  Really?  Why so hesitant?

What?  What’s that?  A question?  “What was the common denominator?”

Oh, um, well that would be me.  Are you insinuating that I may have been the problem?  Well, interesting hypothesis, but I’m still going with the “It was nearly a full moon” theory.  That somehow seems more likely.  Also, next time you go on the road, steer clear of me, just in case your theory holds.