(Sung to the tune of “Zaccheus was a Wee, Little Man”)

Macaulay Culkin was a wee, little cardboard cutout,

And a wee, little cardboard cutout was he.

He was placed up in a random tree,

For a baseball game he wanted to see.

And the crowd said (well okay, no one really said this, but play along),

“Macaulay, you come down.”

For (as a result of our house cleaning), you will be leaving our house any day.

You will be leaving our house any day.

 

(Please, note that no cardboard cutouts of child stars were hurt in the production of this blog post. He actually liked it up there.)