Never have co-workers pulled off such a wondrous literary stunt.

Arriving to my cube on my birthday, I found a world of tiny ballplayers on the floor.  Gulliver would have been proud, as I dodged the Lilliputian ballplayers under foot.  Play ball and be very careful where you step!

Plus, they observed that my microwave popcorn expired on June 23, 1904!  Now, those are preservatives.

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