Looking back through some old phone photos for blog inspiration, I ran across this gem.

“What’s that?,” you say.  Well, my friend, that’s the school planner for my Third Grade son.

“So what?,” you say.  Another good question.  Look closer.

Yep, the daily parental initials.  Proof that I know what my son has been up to.  Knowledge of any behavioral issues.

“What type of issues?,” you ask.  Well, how about forgery.  (Audible “gasp!”)

“What? Your dear boy, Ben?,” you say in shock.  Yes, my friend, the bottom “DP” is not mine.

Nice try, boy, but this gateway to a life of counterfeit crime is about to be nipped in the bud.  Crime doesn’t pay and you also need to do some more work for a convincing “DP.”